My friend Omar would send me, on an average, around four forwarded text messages daily, all jokes. Normally, I would just press the delete button and wouldn't read any. I discovered recently that they were probably pre-screened already since they almost always end up throwing me in stitches.
Here's one:
Daddy: Anak, bili mo ako ng softdrinks
Anak: Coke o Pepsi po?
Daddy: Coke
Anak: Diet o Regular?
Daddy: Regular
Anak: Bote po o in cans?
Daddy: Bote
Anak: 8 oz o Litro?
Daddy: Punyetaaa!! Tubig na nga lang!
Anak: Mineral o Distilled?
Daddy: Mineral
Anak: Malamig o hindi?
Daddy: ‘Tangina. Hampasin kita ng walis e!
Anak: Tambo o ting-ting?
Daddy: Hayooopp ka!!!!
Anak: Baka o baboy??
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