Small is beautiful

Observe closely. This is no ordinary bar graph. Every guy --- whether straight or gay, cut or uncut, virile or lethargic, popular or nameless, experienced or unexplored --- is represented here.

Some people may raise their eyebrows, but global survey results say, on whole, men are just six inches long down there. There are a few who are excessively gifted, but it's not something that causes much celebration. More often than not, these are unfortunately the same lot who thinks that dicks are used no other way than urinating. They somehow assume that the size makes up for whatever performance shortcomings they may have. And so, they decide to just lie down there like a log and let their miserable partners take charge. They take for granted that they needed to perform too believing that their contribution to lovemaking ends with their phalluses.

Which leads my friend to forcefully declare, he had always preferred being with Asians (ok, ok…. specifically Pinoys) when it comes to sex. The pieces may not be huge, massive, or enormous in length, diameter or thickness, but its stiffness is guaranteed to endure four seasons of the year. That's what matters.

I humbly submit.